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July 11, 2012

Robogeriat on Fiction

Shirley M. Gallegos, writing recently in The Sage newsletter of SouthWest Writers Club, quoted Heinrich Heine: “Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.” She was editorializing about the recent case in Tucson, Arizona over banning texts for Chicano Studies. That case wasn't about human immolation; it was about culture immolation. It raised a national ruckus.
Ms. Gallegos went on to discuss "...the free exchange of ideas that books generate". Which made me reminisce, then got my nostrils smoking.
Once upon a time I was a newspaper journalist and newscaster. I'm proud of that; the news I covered got a couple of harmful statutes eliminated and a criminal doctor bounced from the A.M.A. I quit the field because of two incidents: an advertiser who owned an apartment block objected to my publishing the landlord-tenant law, and a bunch of other advertisers objected to my stated preference for a tiny hamburger stand in the boonies.
I got a warning from the Managing Editor on behalf of the landlord.
I was hung in effigy by the worthies who operated competing hamburger stands, and the M.E. gave me another warning.
You ask, "How do you relate 'fiction' [the major subject of this blogsite] to Heine's statement about books in general?
I answer, "You can get away with stuff in fiction."
The same population that drove me from journalism supported, voted for and begged to install a new mine that would have destroyed the last unpolluted river in California and killed off the newly fledged salmon runs. When I wrote a thriller about that mine, populated it with dozens of corpses and a slathering beast of a villain, the same people gave me rubber-chicken dinners and asked me to speak.
Enough said, except to tell you the mine was never built. 

Here's Chapter 13 of that novel, Dead on Dutcher's Mountain.

Thirteen
Hillary dialed McCoy’s office from Rosalie’s kitschy office, got his machine, and hung up. If he’d finished Gail’s autopsy, he could tell her how she died and how long it took. If she wanted to know, that is; fatigue was piling up and the story wouldn’t come. She dialed again, this time to his home. The number hadn’t changed.
“McCoy.”
Nor had his greeting. Her voice was too high. “Are you in the study?”
Time was taken for a swallow; probably of coffee. “Breakfast room, having lunch. Tuna sandwich, pickles, raw carrots. Alone.” She heard his smile. What can I do for you? I was going to call you.”
“Nothing difficult. I’m writing Gail’s obit.” McCoy made a noise. “Don’t be crude, I can’t refuse. Did you finish the autopsy? The results would help me.” No they wouldn’t; she wanted to cry and her voice clogged up. “Sorry, Earl. Forget it. Tell me about your day. Your night.” Silence. “Talk to me, Earl.”
“Come down off that mountain, Hill. Get away from that mess.”
“I can’t.”
“You can too. Brad can write that obituary, and Brian doesn’t need your skinny shoulder to cry on.”
“Karen needs me.”margaretraymond.com/books
“Where is now, if she needs you?”
Duty slid from Hillary’s shoulders and puddled like slime on the floor. “Thanks,” she said.
McCoy paused. “Do you still like to fish?”
“I don’t remember. I haven’t done any since I left.”
“Can I jog your memory? Next weekend?”
“I’d love that.”
“Good. What are your plans today, Hill? When are you coming to town, if you won’t this morning?”
“After the dinner. Altstock is having a big feed for the board of supes. I thought I’d get a couple of extra shots for the tabloid.”
“Is that big guy still talking about your mutual fate?”
“Voerst? How did you know?”
“Spies.”
“Rosalie?”
“Never mind. Is he?”
“Yes. She loves it.”
“Rosalie harbors romantic delusions. Keep away from that creep.”
“What?”
“I mean it. He’s bad stuff.”
“Earl McCoy, that’s silly.”
“No it’s not, Hill.” A new note was entering the sheriff’s tone, no longer bantering. He said, “That man is sick. I don’t ever want to see you alone with him.”
“That’s a rather peremptory tone.”
“...Hillary Webster,” McCoy breathed.
“Yes?”
“Have you ever listened to advice? In your life?”
“Sure Earl. I listen to advice.”
“And you lie a lot.” McCoy began to coax. “Listen, Hill. I have a professional feeling--and I want to emphasize it’s professional--that your Karl Voerst is bad stuff. I also have some unverified information to that effect. Did you see the way he acted last night by the cave? Please, if your own experience hasn’t taught you, just take my word. As a friend. Keep away from him.”
“I’ll think about it. Only...”
“Only? You don’t have a date with him, do you?”
“No. ‘Only’ means I think it’s odd that all you men gang up on the first really attractive foreigner who comes along.”
“All you men? Who else is warning you?”
“Gun doesn’t like him, and Brian doesn’t either. Bri called him ‘the undead.’”
“Well, listen to them.”
“All right, Earl, I’m listening. But it won’t make up my mind.” She changed her tone. “And I get to use your flies next weekend.”
“Any one you like.”
She smirked and hung up.
The story came swiftly. She finished half an hour before Altstock was due for their delayed interview. She nosed through the oak-clad filing cabinets for coffee supplies and brewed a pot. Pouring, she looked up at the creak of the screen door.
“Hi, Gun.”
He was grim, tense. “Hillary. Working?”
“I’m between jobs. Want some coffee?”
“No, thanks. Seen Gordon?”
“No. He’s due in about twenty minutes, though. What’s this about another dead body?”
“One of his men found it near the stakeout.”
“Is there a connection to the marijuana?”
“Yes.”
She sipped, watching and curious about his tension. He wore it the way an animal wears hunger, alert and given to only studied movement. He turned to go but paused by a window. Karl passed; his head was down, his strides were long. Gunderson watched. Hillary’s mug stayed where it was. Gunderson exhaled.
“I’ve got to see Gordon,” he said. “Will you let him know I want to see him? I’ll be gone for the afternoon, but I want to see him before the banquet.”
“Sure, Gun.”
“It’s important.” He remembered something and his manner changed. “Hillary, has Voerst acted interested in you? Personally? Silly question; of course he has.”
“Yes.”
“Don’t do it, Hillary. Whatever you do, don’t trust him alone.”
She set down the mug. “I--what exactly do you mean?”
“That. Don’t trust him, don’t date him.” He opened the door. “Gotta go.”
“God damn it! Just a minute!” She pounced at the screen door, barring it with one outstretched arm. Aware of her melodramatic pose, she was so angry at the man that she held it anyway. “Every male in this county is in on some conspiracy to treat me like a witless kid about Karl Voerst! I want to know why! What exactly does that mean, ‘don’t trust him’?”
A grin finally bloomed in Gunderson’s wide beard. “What other males?”
“Answer my question! I’m fed up with being patronized! I want a friend, not a keeper!”
The grin widened. “Right now it look like you need one. And a cage.” Hillary stayed. “I didn’t mean to patronize you, Hillary. I’m worried for you.” He hesitated. More slowly he said, “I’ve asked other agencies about him.”
She relinquished the doorway. “Police?”
“Yes.”
Suspiciously, “What do they say?”
“That’s the trouble; they don’t have anything about his recent past. There’s a gap.” He paused for emphasis. “For almost seven years.”
She crossed her arms over her chest. “Well, maybe there’s nothing to report. Maybe he’s just been living. What’s your point?”
“Living where? No social security records, no tax returns, not even a driver’s license until just last year.”
“Oh.” She thought. “Have you received all the reports you requested?”
“No,” he admitted.
“Then maybe there was a glitch somewhere. It happens. Once when I opened a new bank account, their computer claimed I didn’t exist. Same story; no records on me anywhere. They wouldn’t have accepted my business, except for the size of my deposit.”
Gunderson sucked a tooth, watching her. “Maybe.”
“That’s probably it. You’ll get those missing reports and learn that everything’s fine. Double-check the social security number you sent them. It’s just a glitch.”
“Yeah.”
“And for the record, Karl Voerst is innocent until proved guilty. He’s been great to me and Karen.”
Gunderson seemed to relent. “Well, if you get into trouble up here, I’ll be around. I promise.” He checked his move to the door. “And keep what I’ve just told you under your hat, hear?”
“Sure.”
He left, and Altstock was due. Hillary braced herself for the interview.

January 18, 2012

Coming Out

Installment Three of Dead on Dutcher's Mountain is late; sorry.  Here's what happened: Sunday I "Came Out" as a writer seeking a "platform" for my "presence as a novelist" at a "literary salon."  I mean I read a short story to a group of people at a local coffee shop.  My hands shook and my voice cracked, but I told myself no one would hold it against me because I'm so old my hands shake anyway.  People applauded nicely and I got a couple of complimentary murmurs as I hastened back to my mug of coffee.  In the two days since then I've neglected my "presence" as a novelist and ignored my "platform" in order to do what I do: tell lies and pretend it's literature.  It was fun; the reading was nerve-wracking. 

Question:  What's the payoff for a writer in spending three or four hours a day Tweeting and Friending and being LinkedIn, then hastening to blog and guest-blog and attend Literary Salons and Poetry Slams and smiling at strangers when you just want to get back to your girlhood treehouse and imitate Daphne duMaurier?  

Answer:  Hunh?  You mean in addition to talking to nice people? 
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Installment Three of Dead on Dutcher's Mountain: 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0066U7J3Y  its ASIN: B0066U7J3Y

Two

Early sunset colored the granite walls of the Smith River gorge and reflected pink and gold onto the river foam.  The air smelled of wet leaves and wood smoke, chilly through the dashboard vents.  Brian Webster teased his sister Hillary as she drove his SUV toward the party for the Dutcher’s Mine reopening.  His daughter, Karen, seven, blonde and participatory, rode in back.
 
“...bother me at all that my little sister is driving,” Brian was claiming, “I have my seat belt...” He gripped the dash in mock panic as they took another curve.  Grinning, Hillary swung a little extra on the wheel.  “Eek!” Karen shrieked.  Hillary smiled into the rear-view mirror and swung again.
 
“Mon dieu, mon cher,” Brian began, still bantering, “un morseau de...Jesus Christ!”
A low-slung silver car, in passing, almost disappeared beneath them to avoid an oncoming coupe.  Horns blared, tires smoked.  Hillary cringed, swore; tapped the brake and teased the steering wheel as they skidded broadside toward the guard rail.  They left pavement; they skidded.  Then the tires took hold and the car stopped.  Hillary was almost aware of resignation--that her body took such extravagant care of her, that she was alive. 

The silver car, safely ahead of them, fishtailed onto the pavement and took its driver into the next curve before it halted.  One gull-wing door opened and the big driver emerged.  Hillary threw a rueful smile to her ashen-faced brother and opened her window. 
 
“I owe you something,” the man called across the gap.  He was blond and looked very tall, maybe in contrast to his low car.

“You sure do!” Hillary called back.  “Let me drive that thing!”

“If fate permits!”  The other driver waved, nodded; he left.  The fit of man to reptilian machine, style to style, looked deliberate.

Karen stood up to watch him disappear.  “Is that a car?”

“Yes, that’s a car,” Brian said, “and it almost pushed us right into the gorge.”  He released his grip on the dash.  He could have spat into the river.

“You underestimate my driving, moan chair,” Hillary said absently, and rummaged into her journalist’s camera bag for an M&M.  She was short, dark and thin; her cropped hair curled naturally over her temples and the nape of her neck.  With extra pounds, her eyes would have made her beautiful.  She no longer cared.  She drawled, “My driving’s awesome; been driving Jeeps in Yucatan, and I’m alive to tell the tale.”

“Alive and with an accent,” Brian claimed.  “Those Mayans affected your pronunciation.”

“Deed not.”

“Deed too, but eet’s fading.”

She was surprised; “Did you see my broadcasts?”

“Sure!” Karen supplied.  “We saw you with those soldiers.  You were talking to some guy in a ski mask.”

“PBS,” Brian said smugly.  Hillary paused with her hand in the bag, her eyes focused inward on another, more rewarding life.  Brian went on, “Half the county watched you every night.  And everyone claimed to know you since you were a kid.  Writing this story for Brad is going to get you a lot of local points.”

Hillary shrugged.  “His society editor is sick.”

“So you said.”

She sought the memory of the supple little car.  “Wasn’t that a beautiful machine?”

Karen understood the reference first.  “What kind of car is it?” she asked.  “Why is it so low?  How did a guy that tall fit inside?”

Brian cupped one large hand on Karen’s head and pushed her back onto her seat.  “It looked like an Accordo,” he said.  “They’re built extra low so they can turn corners like that without tipping over.”

“Why?”

“So they can turn corners like that without tipping over.”

“It looks like an attack frog.”

“The driver’s feet stick out almost straight ahead.”

His voice was a croon.  The tone never failed to raise Hillary’s gorge; she blamed her impatience on her slow, uncertain recovery from dengue fever.

Brian was very different to his sister, a smooth-looking man from his slicked-back hair to the elegant  fit of his jacket.  The jacket, however, concealed an early paunch, and his spreading flabbiness irked her too.  She studied him.  Sweet face; lower lip a bit full, a little pouty, but kind.  Still hurting over Gail; another sticking point.  He had to get over his wife’s disappearance; six months was too long to pretend she would, or more probably could, come back.

She checked her watch.  Another forty-five minutes’ drive to the mine.  That silver car could make it there in half the time.  She imagined it at the Oregon border, floating the curves, sailing down the grade of the Siskiyous toward the Illinois River Valley; effortless, easy, fast.

Away.

“I love you, Brian,” she said, and was surprised at how profoundly she felt it.

Brian’s eyes turned, his head followed.  “What brings that?”  Then he hugged her, hard, his face against her neck and leaving the damp of perspiration or of unshed tears.  She restarted the car and entered the highway, looking for the Slant Bridge turnoff.  Slant Bridge; landmark names were coming back.

Karen asked, “Was that Sheriff Earl’s car back there at Gasquet?” and pointed so that Hillary could see in the rear-view mirror.

“Yes, Hon,” Brian said.

“I hope he comes to the party.”

A glimpse of a back, someone obviously lecturing a trio of men lounging on their motorcycles.  “He looked pretty busy,” Hillary said.  She left the highway at the bridge, crossed the river and turned abruptly left onto a road scratched into a cliff.  She changed focus.  “So we’ll be in the trees all weekend.  That’ll feel good.”

Earl’s hair was the color of purest taffy.

“Mais oui.”

Like Karen’s.

more next time...